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holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.

^ Reblogging for that comment

Maybe you’ll get laid a few days later

It might be a pleasant surprise

(Source: assassincreeds)

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel

  • Track Name

    Let It Grow

  • Album

    Supernatural Songs

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

landofrunawayangels:

Lyrics:

My laptop’s bright in the motel tonight
Not a weapon to be seen
A kingdom of hunting research,
And it looks like I’m the king.

My brother’s groaning as I push my bangs aside
Couldn’t keep it short, heaven knows I tried

Don’t let Dean in, don’t let him see
Throw away the scissors and be free
Conceal and steal, don’t let Dean know
Where his scissors go

Let it grow, let it grow
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it grow, let it grow
I will never lose this war

I don’t care
What Dean’s going to say
Let my hair grow on,
The length never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how many years
I’ve let my hair grow long
And the words that once controlled it
Seem so horribly wrong

A ponytail, maybe a bun
Who knew my hair could be such fun
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free

Let it grow, let it grow
Until it flows back through the sky
Let it grow, let it grow
No matter how many times I die

I don’t care
What Dean’s going to say
Let my hair grow on,

Dean thinks it’s girly, but I just don’t think I care
Because he cries a lot so his insults are hardly fair
And when you live our life, you make the good things last
I’m never going back,
My short hair’s in the past

Let it grow, let it grow
I’ve got the freedom now to choose
Let it grow, let it grow
With my great hair, I can’t lose

Here I stand
Researching everyday
Let my hair grow on,
The length never bothered me anyway

irenesdominatrix:

Sherlock and John cuddling in bed. ❤️

Sherlock mumbling a sleepy ‘I love you’ as he cuddles into John’s back and wraps his arm around John’s stomach. ❤️

John saying ‘I love you’ back with a small smile on his face as Sherlock kisses up John’s back onto his shoulder then neck and then kisses his cheek. ❤️

Sherlock and John slowly kissing each other and smiling because this is all they ever wanted. ❤️

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